1. The rare alpaca doppleganger.
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2. Is your mom a Perkins waitress in Florida?
3. It’s not easy being a Cubs fan.
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4. The sorta nonsensical — and thus appropriate — stoner pun.
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5. Is that an open invitation?
6. They need help stretching, David.
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7. Sexual, but violent.
8. Apparently, prostitution is illegal in Boston.
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9. They’re referring to penises.
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10. They’re also referring to a penis.